Most Expensive And No Joke
The following Amazon.com items are actually listed for sale on the website. Although these are not the absolute most expensive items on Amazon.com, these are some of the most expensive in their respective categories. They are all the most interseting of the most expensive items.
Pirate Wench Costume
 | Pirate Wench Adult Halloween Costume Incl Peasant Top W/ Dress W/ Arm Wraps Price: $35.95 |
$5,000.00
My bet is that this Pirate Wench Costume includes more that just the peasant top with dress and arm wraps. I bet at that price you get a lot more... I bet it comes with the boots too.
$1,019,379.88
Anybody who buys this is not using a thinking approach to computation. Talk about taking advantage. Some idiot is going to buy "Smart Arithmetic: A Thinking Approach to Computation" watch it, and then realize he just got screwed big time. And it's VHS for crying out loud.
$202,833.56
If you want the best, make sure you get a genuine Microsoft mouse. Step up from your ordinary mouse to this luxury 5 button model for just under a quarter of a million dollars.
Alright... we'll throw in a computer with it for free.
Diamond Watch
 | NEW CARTIER LA DONA LADIES GOLD WATCH WE6003MX Price: $107,700.00 |
$97,275.00
The perfect way to display to everyone you come in contact with that your time is worth a lot of money. It even does metric time if you travel abroad. The real statement this watch makes is, "Watch me get mugged."
This watch is so good it tells your future. It always reads "five minutes till you get mugged."
Lip Treatment
 | Kinerase Lip Treatment Price: $38,100.00 List Price: $38.00 |
$38,100.00
It's so good it takes decades off of your lips. Too bad it probably does nothing for your eyesight, otherwise you'd realize that somebody put a comma where a period goes and added a hundred bucks just to be a jerk to the elderly.
Beef Steak Nuggets
No Amazon results found$9,099.00
Beef steak nuggets or gold nuggets?
Atomic Testing Video
 | Atomic Testing (3pc) (Dol) Price: $9.98 |
$9,999.98
I couldn't show you the most of the espensive movies for sale on Amazon because diplaying it would be against Hubpages terms. Let's just say that appearantly there is a lot of money in the sex and violence genres. And what could be more violent than atomic bombs.
Laser Toner Cartridge
 | brother-tn580 Price: $99,999.00 |
$99,999.00
Nothing more to say but, "Oh brother."
This is why people buy whole new printers when the ink runs out.
Nike Shoes
 | Nike SB What The Dunk -318403-141 Price: |
$2,200.00
These shoes are titled "What The Dunk." I think it's close to what you say when you see the price. "What the Fffffffunk is up with these mother dunking shoes?"
Cells Software
 | Cells Price: |
$1,330,585.88
This Discovery Channel software about cells proves that it still isn't expensive to get a good education in the U.S., as long as Amazon is around. The $3.99 is a bummer if you have to buy one for each of your students in the class huh?
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