Monday, March 22, 2010

How to learn your boss's language


How to learn your boss's language
Do you want to impress or confuse clients or Vice versa?.........use
Techno vocabulary.. It can be called the "Buzzword" writing method.
It is simple.

There are three columns of words involved, as follows:

0. Balanced 0. Management 0. contingency
1. total 1. Organization 1. Hardware (or software)
2. integrated 2. reciprocal 2. projection
3. compatible 3. monitored 3. time-frame
4. synchronized 4. digital 4. concept
5. optimal 5. modular 5. programming
6. responsive 6. transitional 6. mobility
7. functional 7. Incremental 7. capability
8. parallel 8.third-generation 8. flexibility
9. systemized 9. policy 9. options

Just select any three-digit number; then use the corresponding
Buzzwords
from the above grid, e.g., 257: "integrated modular capability". Don't
worry if it doesn't make sense to you; it won't mean anything to
anyone else either, but they'll think you're just smarter than they
are so they won't say anything!! ..


You can propose "systemized reciprocal options" (929) to achieve
"optimal transitional flexibility" (568), so that we can think of an
"integrated monitored projection" ..............

All the best...


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