Ten funny truths of life

Here is a list of ten funny truths of life

1> If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.







2> Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.







3> When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.







4> If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.







Especially for Students----
5> If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.







6> You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.







7> The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.







8> After a long wait for bus, two buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be more crowded than the other.







9> If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.







10> Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker